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Wearing your jacket inside the house is like beeing stuck on an airport waiting for your delayed flight, you never know when you´re going to leave.

Dancing to Electro pop like a robot from 1984!

In some parts of the world, especially in India and Pakistan, there is a typical attraction which goes by the name of snake charming, which basically can be described by a stunt where a snake responds (in sort of a dance) to tunes played from a flute by a snake charmer.
Well, seems now that in this modern age snakes are being charmed by other sorts of meanings, 80´s video game music to be more precise! And look! They´ve gone all electro pop dancers now!

Colorblind Anaglyph

How are colorblind people suppose to see in 3d vision? If they can’t distinguish certain colors how do they deal with 3D glasses? I guess those glasses are their solution since they’re unable to distinguish, getting them all mixed up with 2colors might solve them their problem: P

Painted By Numbers

“80´s life” is definitely the ultimate ambivalent expression. Not only it can mean the way of life in the 80´s decade but also to express disregard and hatred towards a Guy (80´s life=hate is life).

One Pukes Over the Cuckoo's Nest

In my view, the perfect gift for mothers day would be a cut in the monthly allowance, either you want it your not you’re spending her money as her son/daughter: P

Don’t you think 2year old kids should be grounded not to remember mother’s day? I do! :P

Don’t you just hate when you’re waiting for the right moment to give your mom her mother’s day gift and the news on TV are constantly reminding everyone its mother’s day? It’s like the ultimate anti ice breaker.

Subdeveloped Post

How are people in tribes turned on if they’re all naked? Do they get turned on if someone puts on clothes?

la technique de mimique c´est fantastique

Imagine an unemployed mime, making an effort to get a proper job he might stumble onto some inconveniences when searching, for instance, he couldn’t be a:
Lawyer:-Reason: Court wouldn’t find enough dictionary card notes for him to expose his defendence.
Construction Worker:-Reason: Buildings are not made of air
Magician:-Reason: altough they have white gloves too, you can’t make disappear what doesn’t already exist

If a mime sleepwalks is he still on his “job” duty?

What if a mime is claustrophobic? How can he get out of his glass box? Traps himself in a real one?

Once upon a time there was this poem that didn’t rhyme and although it actually do,
it slowly started to describe his feelings about you
The poem then took shape and eventually grew like an earthquake
Then...all hell broke loose, grammatical spells! Millions to choose!
Coz the purpose of it all was for Cutchie and that’s all ^^

Between Love and Hate

Love wise, I tend to compare love/hate relationships to human/toilet relation, I mean either you find the toilet disgusting when for its rights purposes or absolutely useful and true "friend" when you have to throw up :P

What’s the difference between a ninja and a:

Gothic: even tough they dress in black gothic people know how to grab attention

Mime: Mimes have zebra camouflages and can be seen unless they construct an imaginary cell

Security Guard: Although both dressed in black these are ninja’s victims and handicap ninjas are their victims

Death From Above

If a Person that died says on his will that all his money should be buried with him can we say that money can be planted?
If so, not only land can be valued but also the underground, I´m sure moles would find themselves ways of getting some glasses


What is Bungee Jumping but suicide attempts not taken seriously

Best Argument

I’m sure all of you heard of the Oscar category named” best argument”, well, here’s a list of some possible nominations,since its best argument, boxing duels are not allowed of course:

John says:” you and me Alex. outside! immediately, otherwise ill break your face here
Alex replies: “hey! Don’t push your luck mate!! or else…”
John questions himself: “Or else what?”
John answers enthusiastically: “or else……… youu …MIGHT WIN A TRIP TO CANCUN WITH BREAKFAST REGIME INCLUDED!!! :D

Michael turns to Jim and says: “ hey…pass me that soda will ya?
Jim replies: “ ahah, go get it yourself you lazy bastard! “
Michael strikes: “ hoy! You’re getting on my nerves you twat!”
Jim brilliantly raps it off: “really? And to think that you were not a drug addict :P”

David says: “ i´m really tired of studying for this exam, I guess im taking a break now”
Sarah mocks: “ahah,,you´re such a pussy, cant handle a stupid exam”
David reposts: “leave me alone, im loosing my edge here!”
Sarah finishes off: “ better take the plane the next time then :P “

Super Heros true identity

Darth Vader(Star Wars)
Asmatic mid aged geek that finds himself confident when dressed inblack

Snarf (Thundercats)
Drug addict, Rehab frequenter who’s trapped in an adorable looking cat figure. Long bearded dwarfs don’t fool me!


Bumblebee (Transformers)
Unemployed taxi that was unable to sort out a proper taxi driver due to his “metamorphic” problems .

Optimus Prime( Transformers)
Narcissistic transformer with self esteem problems that in the TRA (transformer robots anonymous) reunion was told he wasn’t able to transform into nothing but a truck

He-Man (He-Man and the masters of the universe)
Self Confessed Homosexual who obviously is afraid to come out of the closet and reclaims he’s ”the master of the universe”, I Reckon that universe must be Broadway or something, that haircut has to have some purpose.

Miscellaneous-part 3

I wanted to give old clothes to charity once, but what if a new fashion trend arrives and i got nowhere to turn? :P

Sluts are like cab drivers.. they wait for us, we are kindly invited to "penetrate" them and they might take us to places that we never been before

I wonder if a Hunger Strike in favor of the the Anorexic People´s rights would be taken seriously.

Sacré Bleu

What would a policeman say to a burglar mime who was robbing a bank?
"you have the right to remain still, every re-enactment of any weapon or rope should be used against you in death sentence if necessary”

Publicity Stunt

Imagine a funeral shop with a massive financial crisis in hand and lack of demand, in extreme situations like this It would be favorable to the shop to be Advertised trough a huge sparkling neon sign saying something like “Die Here!!!” for example, therefore it would get the drivers attentions on the road, causing accidents and more “clients” to the store itself: P

Time Honoured Tradition

Ever wondered what artists are on about when receiving awards on some ceremony? "I would like to thank the people from my record label… they know who they are". What da?!??! Well, I was studying this and came out with some conclusions for the reasons to this sentence:

a) The people they’re thanking had existential crisis and are now on a good conditional stage
b) Not only they’re thanking them for the support but also for not having any more existential crisis coz if they had it, the artist by now could have been a fisherman and not a musician
c) The artist wanted to make a statement to prove the record company is not run by babies and were already informed of their names by their mothers.

Which might be the correct reason? If you went for b) congratulations! You might wanna thank me now, and say to me that I know who I am : P