I dont understand people´s need to refresh some websites

Hurrayyy Morse Code!

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batteries not included

One of these days i saw an ad for a hearing amplifier device that could put you hearing a coin falling 10mt away. I think superman is going to be pretty pissed off when he knows superpower can be purchased for 4.99€

So Fresh and So Clean

Once and againt we all recieve some pamphlets about some promotions or something else and there´s always someone who doesnt mind and throws them away.Question is, if some pamphlet would advertise ecological matters like not polluting the streets would those people do the same thing?

The True History About The Word Picnic

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Wearing your jacket inside the house is like beeing stuck on an airport waiting for your delayed flight, you never know when you´re going to leave.

Dancing to Electro pop like a robot from 1984!

In some parts of the world, especially in India and Pakistan, there is a typical attraction which goes by the name of snake charming, which basically can be described by a stunt where a snake responds (in sort of a dance) to tunes played from a flute by a snake charmer.
Well, seems now that in this modern age snakes are being charmed by other sorts of meanings, 80´s video game music to be more precise! And look! They´ve gone all electro pop dancers now!

Colorblind Anaglyph

How are colorblind people suppose to see in 3d vision? If they can’t distinguish certain colors how do they deal with 3D glasses? I guess those glasses are their solution since they’re unable to distinguish, getting them all mixed up with 2colors might solve them their problem: P

Painted By Numbers

“80´s life” is definitely the ultimate ambivalent expression. Not only it can mean the way of life in the 80´s decade but also to express disregard and hatred towards a Guy (80´s life=hate is life).

One Pukes Over the Cuckoo's Nest

In my view, the perfect gift for mothers day would be a cut in the monthly allowance, either you want it your not you’re spending her money as her son/daughter: P

Don’t you think 2year old kids should be grounded not to remember mother’s day? I do! :P

Don’t you just hate when you’re waiting for the right moment to give your mom her mother’s day gift and the news on TV are constantly reminding everyone its mother’s day? It’s like the ultimate anti ice breaker.

Subdeveloped Post

How are people in tribes turned on if they’re all naked? Do they get turned on if someone puts on clothes?

la technique de mimique c´est fantastique

Imagine an unemployed mime, making an effort to get a proper job he might stumble onto some inconveniences when searching, for instance, he couldn’t be a:
Lawyer:-Reason: Court wouldn’t find enough dictionary card notes for him to expose his defendence.
Construction Worker:-Reason: Buildings are not made of air
Magician:-Reason: altough they have white gloves too, you can’t make disappear what doesn’t already exist

If a mime sleepwalks is he still on his “job” duty?

What if a mime is claustrophobic? How can he get out of his glass box? Traps himself in a real one?

Once upon a time there was this poem that didn’t rhyme and although it actually do,
it slowly started to describe his feelings about you
The poem then took shape and eventually grew like an earthquake
Then...all hell broke loose, grammatical spells! Millions to choose!
Coz the purpose of it all was for Cutchie and that’s all ^^

Between Love and Hate

Love wise, I tend to compare love/hate relationships to human/toilet relation, I mean either you find the toilet disgusting when for its rights purposes or absolutely useful and true "friend" when you have to throw up :P

What’s the difference between a ninja and a:

Gothic: even tough they dress in black gothic people know how to grab attention

Mime: Mimes have zebra camouflages and can be seen unless they construct an imaginary cell

Security Guard: Although both dressed in black these are ninja’s victims and handicap ninjas are their victims

Death From Above

If a Person that died says on his will that all his money should be buried with him can we say that money can be planted?
If so, not only land can be valued but also the underground, I´m sure moles would find themselves ways of getting some glasses


What is Bungee Jumping but suicide attempts not taken seriously