Graveyard Parties

Why do people say: "she´s gone, but she´s in a much better place now" when someone dies?If that would be true, subway drivers and miners would be delighted with their work.

What does a comedian cannibal say to another one after eating a whole group of 4 people wo were doing a safari ride?
" I think i´m gonna throw parties"

Am i the only one or Bryan Adam´s "Summer of 69" song was a tribute to a wild sex marathon season in his life?

The Question is, if onions were jewish people could they put Hitler to Cry?

Miscellaneous post #7

You never can be too late for a running exercise, because, normally, the moment you´re late to something, you tend to run for it, in this case, when you do this you´re already doing what you were late for.

Baker is the only profession where workers apparently seem to have two professions according to where they´re at. If they´re indoors baking they´re bakers, but outdoors, all dressed up in white like that they seem like belonging to some religious cult.

Ipso Facto

People´s intrinsic actions are the best" publicity" to other people, if more than 2 people are staring at a laptop in a store, more people will arrive and stare at it, if someone yawns, other people tend to yawn too, if people think some train is about to leave the station, people will run for it, and if only one person does that, a bunch of new people are about to follow this"imaginary subway train"as well.

Vegan Post

My carnivorous plant died, it made a drastic life change and decided to become a vegetarian, needless to say that no one warned her about automatically becoming cannibalistic too.

Hitler was a vegetarian, who would have known irrationality was the key for jews to be treated nicely.

Miscellaneous post #6

Ever wonder if much of nature´s natural disasters could be explain by the "hands of god"? for instance:
Thunderstorm: God´s taking us pictures using his flash on the camera, and 10 seconds later wets himself of laughter at us thus, this explains the rain after the thunder.
Earthquake:God pulls huge lever when he fells a bit bored and has the need to sake things up a bit, just for the fun of it :)

Miscellaneous post #5

• Ever wonder yourself why there are seats in the last subway stations of a line?i mean, why does anyone have to seat there?Do i need to wait for the subway train that leads to the station itself?

• Aint it funny to see people gesticulate what they want to say to people that they know they´re far away and can´t hear them and yet, they kinda whisper what they want to say anyway? :P

• What´s wrong with markets these days and their egos, why is a market called a supermarket? Does he need a super hero reputation to keep him ego-ed up?

Ever wondered if that bouncy ball in the karaoke songs could be a dot looking for his "i" letter?

Time Out

"Time" is the most massacred word of them all, so it seems,check it out:

• Time is beaten constantly , if time was a human in school it would be the geeky boy who was always bullied for his lunch money --> e.g."i´ll try to beat that time".

• Time can be as well a junkie or so, as it seems there is always "waisted time.

• Apparently time is morbid as well coz there´s plenty of "dead time" around.

• Time can be a stressed out business man too since there is "time-lapse".

Sex Matter(s)

Ejaculation can reach a speed of 50 Km/h, the same speed as a gun can kill a person.
It´s incredible how the human race can create 2 different ways to start/finish a life at the same speed

It takes 10 seconds for an erection to be acomplished, about the same time for a human to overcome a 100 mt race. They say that if you wish hard enough for something, it can happen, too bad this only applies for the first one.

No Pain, No Game

It´s curious to notice that the best sensations can come from reliefs, physical or physiological,
To be more specific I can exemplify this with thigh shoes for instance, when we use tight shoes for a whole day, in the end of it we feel oh so very well when taking them off isn’t it?
At a physiological level , there´s the pregnancy test factor, once you dont know if you got your woman pregnant with a new born child thats not in the plans , we tend to feel a huge relieve when this pregnancy test goes negative.
So then, why not we all go to the street wearing snickers 2 numbers bellow our real ones? Why not overload our bladders during a whole day like a huge pot of beer?
Why not stay famished all day forcing our stomachs to snore making people think we farted ourselves?
In a more extreme way, why not joining all these inconvenient and undesirable factors all together?
Imagine yourself travelling to work in the morning in a monocycle trough a rope with tight shoes, famished and with an overloaded bladder? I bet you´ll feel in heaven in the end of the day ma lad ;)

Miscellaneous post #5

If a person is afraid of the dark but then again afraid of his shadow how would she deal with himself? -->

Arent dreams related to Subway rides?
in both of them we travel still, not having consciousness where we are exactly, in "deep"space and time passes by like a flash!

In shivery terms, kissing a ladies hand nowadays is considered charming.
Kissing a ladies hand in a cannibalistic civilization in the other hand would loose its shivery aspect since it would be considered an appetizer.

Miscellaneous post #4

What are Rappers but a reincarnation of magicians with arthritis.

Almost every single one of us had an imaginary friend when growing up, but in the meantime, some of them grew up and others exceeded their limits and turn themselves mimes.

I’ve saw a homeless person asking for change in from of a garbage bin, they might be hobos but they sure do have some nerve to ask us money to be welcome in their home

In a cannibal culture, kissing a woman in the hand would not be considered a sign of shivery but tasting the evening´s dinner.

Recycling "Matter"

If the common saying "you are what you eat" is right, how come flies are still bearable?

Trough Science it is now possible to have a see-through frog, so I question myself, if one of these frogs drank lava lamp wouldn’t it became the lava lamp?

If snakes could eat themselves wouldn’t dogs be jealous?

Can a Jungle made of Origami Trees be an output of a Recycling Process?

Best Songs 2007

1º Battles-Atlas
2º Arctic Monkeys-Fluroscent Adolescent
3º Justice-D.A.N.C.E.
4º M.I.A.-Paper Planes
5º The Go!team-Titanic Vandalism
6º Los Campesinos!-You! Me! Dancing!
7º The Wombats-Kill the Director
8º Radiohead-Videotape
9º LcD soundsystem-All my friends
10º The Wombats-Let´s Dance to Joy Division
11º The Go!team-Fake Id
12º The Pigeon Detectives-Take her back
13º The Teenagers-Homecoming
14º Arctic Monkeys-Brianstorm
15º Editors-Smokers outside the hospital doors
16º Arcade Fire-Windowsill
17º Radiohead-15 Step
18º Radiohead-All i Need
19º Foals-Hummer
20º Arctic Monkeys-D is for Dangerous
21º Jens Lekman-Kanske Är Jag Kär i Dig
22º Ra Ra Riot-The New Flesh
23º Ghost Frequency-Money on the Fire
24º Slow Club-summer shakedown
25º Sigur Ros-Von
26º Kate Nash-We get on
27º Arctic Monkeys-Teddy Picker
30º LcD soundsystem-someone great
31º Girl Talk-Smash your head
32º Ra Ra Riot- A Manner to act
33º Rilo Kiley-Silver Lining
34º Lily Allen-Heart of Glass
36º Maccabees-Latchemere
37º Klaxons-As Above so Bellow
38º Ra Ra Riot-Each Year
39º Blood Red Shoes-Its Getting Boring By The Sea
40º Of Montreal-A Sentence Of Sorts In Kongsvinger
41º Panda Bear-Take Pills
42º Bonde do Role-Office Boy
43º The Coathangers-Parking lot
44º Digitalism-Pogo
45º Emmy the Great-Canopies and Grapes