la technique de mimique c´est fantastique

Imagine an unemployed mime, making an effort to get a proper job he might stumble onto some inconveniences when searching, for instance, he couldn’t be a:
Lawyer:-Reason: Court wouldn’t find enough dictionary card notes for him to expose his defendence.
Construction Worker:-Reason: Buildings are not made of air
Magician:-Reason: altough they have white gloves too, you can’t make disappear what doesn’t already exist

If a mime sleepwalks is he still on his “job” duty?

What if a mime is claustrophobic? How can he get out of his glass box? Traps himself in a real one?

Once upon a time there was this poem that didn’t rhyme and although it actually do,
it slowly started to describe his feelings about you
The poem then took shape and eventually grew like an earthquake
Then...all hell broke loose, grammatical spells! Millions to choose!
Coz the purpose of it all was for Cutchie and that’s all ^^

Between Love and Hate

Love wise, I tend to compare love/hate relationships to human/toilet relation, I mean either you find the toilet disgusting when for its rights purposes or absolutely useful and true "friend" when you have to throw up :P

What’s the difference between a ninja and a:

Gothic: even tough they dress in black gothic people know how to grab attention

Mime: Mimes have zebra camouflages and can be seen unless they construct an imaginary cell

Security Guard: Although both dressed in black these are ninja’s victims and handicap ninjas are their victims