Saturday, October 25, 2008

Graveyard Parties

Why do people say: "she´s gone, but she´s in a much better place now" when someone dies?If that would be true, subway drivers and miners would be delighted with their work.

What does a comedian cannibal say to another one after eating a whole group of 4 people wo were doing a safari ride?
" I think i´m gonna throw parties"