| Thursday, May 26, 2011 |
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You know when you´re drunk when you are on your iPhone phoning someone to give you a ride home and call your mp3 player´s music artists.
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| Friday, December 31, 2010 |
| Top Songs 2010 |
1º-MGMT - Siberian Breaks 2º-MGMT- Flash Delerium 4º-Tennis- Cape Dory 5º-Tennis- South-Carolina 6º-Gorillaz - To Binge (feat. Little Dragon) 7º-Magic Kids– Summer 8º-Sleigh Bells- Infinity Guitars 9º-Tennis-Marathon 10º-Magic Kids – Skateland 11º-Gorillaz - On Melancholy Hill 12º-These New Puritans - Attack Music 13º-The Drums- Best Friend 14º-Egyptian hip hop- Wild Human Child 15º-Everything Everything -photoshop_handsome 16º-Vampire Weekend- Holiday 17º-MGMT – Congratulations 18º-Gorillaz - Empire Ants (feat. Little Dragon) 19º-The Drums- Let´s go Surfing 20º-Tanlines--real_life 21º-Kanye West – Monster 22º-Vampire Weekend -Diplomat's Son 23º-Gorillaz - White Flag 24º-Warpaint – Elephants 25º-Summer Camp-Ghost Train 26º-Magic Kids - Hey Boy 27º-Rolo Tomassi- Party Wounds 28º-Surfer Blood – Twin Peaks 29º-These New Puritans - We Want War 30º-Fang Island - Treeton 31º-El Guincho – Bombay 32º-Summer Camp - I Only Have Eyes For You 33º-Summer Camp - Jake Ryan 34º-Waves - When Will You Come 35º-Gold Panda -Quitters Raga 36º-Everything Everything –suffragette suffragette 37º-Joanna Newsom - Does not suffice 38º-Best Coast - When I'm With You 39º-Surfer Blood – Swim 40º-Best Coast –Boyfriend 42º-Funeral Party - NYC Moves To The Sound Of LA 43º-Delorean - Stay Close 44º-Best Coast-Our deal 45º-Everything Everything-schoolin 46º-Phantogram - As Far As I Can See 47º-Toro y Moi-lissoms 48º-Frankie and the Heartstrings-hunger 49º-LCD Soundsystem- Pow Pow 50º-Arcade Fire – Sprawl II 52º-Toro y Moi -you_hid 53º-Wavves – Idiot 54º-Darwin Deez - Radar Detector 55º-Allo_darlin-heartbeat_chilli 56º-Wavves - Mickey Mouse 57º-Wild Nothing - Summer Holiday 58º-Janelle Monáe - Tightrope (Feat. Big Boi) 59º-Surfan Stevans-Age of Adz 60º-B Fachada -Os Discos do Sérgio Godinho 61º-One happy island – Temporary Tattoo 62º-Neverever-young-and-dumb 63º-Total Babe-bearbones 64º-Real Estate - Beach Comber 65º-Cults - Oh My God 66º-Frankie and the Heartstrings -Possibilities 67º-Fishermans – 2012 68º-Os Pontos Negros-Rei Bã 69º-Verão Azul- O nosso tempo 70º-N.E.R.D - Hypnotize u |
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| Saturday, December 04, 2010 |
| Best 2010 Albums |
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| Monday, June 07, 2010 |
| Time floats when you´re having lukewarm fun |
Unexpected delayed departure flights and dull entangled intimate committed relationships share the same flaws, in both of them people came to early, leading to subsequent emotional disappointment.
If a person forgets his own birthday does that mean he´s modest to celebrate, has a bad memory, isn’t willing to count or simply doesn’t want to know how many turns the sun did around earth since he came alive?
Providing the fact that a some child was conceived by mistake due to expired condom failure does that give the mother the right not to feel blamed about only remembering the condom´s expiration date, by trauma, and not the child´s actual birthday? |
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| Saturday, May 15, 2010 |
| Deplorable Mental Images #1 |
WaterPark meets Barbwire
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| Friday, April 30, 2010 |
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| Monday, April 19, 2010 |
| Catastrophes don't need apostrophes |
There should be the "dinosaur" element in the scissors,paper,rock game after asteroids wiped out those species on earth.
If Earth was human it would definitely be a teenager with an identity crisis, if not let us see: - Earthquakes resemble earth´s involuntary spasms - Tornadoes, its shivering sensation about managing life´s hopes and dreams - Vulcanos, its explosive bursting pimples typical of its teenage-hood
Academical support backs the fact that birds evolved from dinosaurs. Chickens are considered bird. Humans eat chickens. I think that in a couple of years time KFC´s new slogan should be "An asteroid didn't vanish dinosaurs,we did!and proudly"
I like the way World War I is actually also known as "the First Great War", as if a war was just by itself not bad enough they´re actually not just calling it great as well as the "first great"one. That´s an offense to the other wars I would say, they probably will feel sensitive about this. |
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| Thursday, March 11, 2010 |
| Cannibalism Realism |
Scorpions are cannibals and most of the times, when engaging in sexual activity, the female will generally try to eat her partner. So the typically feminine "men are all the same" quote reaches its potential maximum meaning with these animals species since males here are always post-sex delicious energy replenishing meals no matter what.
If a cannibal decides to become a vegetarian does that mean he´s a quitter or a cheater?
I wonder if this equation explains the cannibals existence on earth: [zombies^(hunt for flesh)+ vampires ^( blood sucking appetite)] |
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| Thursday, January 28, 2010 |
| Social Bounding |
| It´s quite peculiar to come to terms with the principles of certain aspects of socialization. For instance, when two persons start mingling and by consequence, bounding, intrinsic common pleasures and personal hobbies like reading the same books,listening the same music or watching the same movies become a fundamental part in the relationship´s empathy and charismatic connection between the 2 persons. So, playing it simple, we can say that 2 persons can positively socialize if their leisure habits make them anti-socialize in the same way. |
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| Wednesday, January 20, 2010 |
| Miscellaneous post #13 |
The similarities between mosquitos and vampires are pretty evident when it comes to blood sucking matters, but certain vampire movies like "Twilight" for instance, offered the world new coincidences, like the fact that both beings are now the most annoying organisms on earth.
The "I don't give a shit for ..." expression can be applied mainly to everything, but it couldn't have less meaning if applied to toilet paper.
Oranges are a lazy man´s best friend.Beeing an healthy food they prevent you from going to the pharmacy to get cold medicine as well as preventing you from getting your ass out of the couch in order to wash them before you eat them. |
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| Thursday, December 31, 2009 |
| Sexual Matters |
To which extent is a person apologized for committing sexual arrestment with a woman named Gravity?
Running marathons and sexual intercourse are two different activities that have proportionally inverted rhythm goals, while in the first case you win if you come first, in the 2nd case this is not that of a good thing. |
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| Tuesday, December 29, 2009 |
| Top Songs 2009 |
1.Sleigh Bells - Ring Ring 2.Animal Collective - My Girls 3.The Horrors - Sea Within A Sea 4.Micachu and the shapes- Abandon Ship 5.Animal Collective - Brothersport 6.Little Boots - Mathematics 7.The XX - Islands 8.White Lies - Unfinished Business 9.Arctic Monkeys- Cornerstone 10.Animal Collective - Daily Routine 11.Micachu and the shapes - Golden Phone 12.Animal Collective - Graze 13.Grizzly Bear - Two Weeks 14.La Roux - Armour Love 15.Florence and The Machine - Dog days are over 16.Fool´s Gold - Surprise Hotel 17.Passion Pit - Little Secrets 18.La Roux - Quicksand 19.Florence and The Machine - Kiss with a fist 20.Wild Beasts - The Empty Nest 21.The XX - Stars 22.Little Boots - Stuck on repeat 23.White Lies - Death 24.Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Little Shadow (acoustic) 25.The XX - Night Time 26.Emmy the great - MIA 27.U.S.E. - K.I.S.S.I.N.G. 28.Dirty Projectors - useful chamber 29.Little Boots - Meddle 30.Sleigh Bells - Crown on the ground 31.The Horrors - Scarlet Fields 32.Health - Die Slow 33.Wild Beasts - All The Kings Men 34.The Phenomenal Handclap Band - 15 to 20 35.La Roux - Bulletproof 36.White Lies - Fifty On Our Foreheads 37.Dirty Projectors - No intention 38.Slow Club- Me and you 39.Kabeedies - Lovers Ought To 40.Franz Ferdinand - What She Came For 41.Beyoncé - Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) 42.Au revoir simone-the last one 43.Vampire Weekend - Cousins 44.Peter Doherty - Sheepskin tearaway 45.Animal Collective - What Would I Want! Sky 46.We Have Band - you came out 47.Kabeedies - Palindromes 48.Thao with the Get Down Stay Down - Cool Yourself 49.Rainbow Arabia - Harlem Sunrise 50.Patrick_wolf- Battle 50.YACHT - Psychic City |
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| Thursday, December 24, 2009 |
| Xmas "fever" |
It´s almost Christmas,so kids, stop wishing "really hard" for a present and bang your heard really hard against a door and you might as well have a seizure and get amnesia, thus, all of your belongings are presents all over again!
If I shit in the toilet at midnight on Xmas eve will the sewer rats think that I´m Santa Claus?
You know Christmas isn't what it used to be by the moment you dont have any present to play with until 3AM in the morning anymore :/
A clever way to trade those xmas presents you actually didn't want and consequently take advantage of the post xmas sales season is fairly simple, keep the present and its receipt and then swap it for something more cheap and cheerful on post xmas sales! |
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| Thursday, December 10, 2009 |
| Best Albums 2009 |
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| Saturday, November 28, 2009 |
| Top Albums 00´s |
1º - The Strokes – Is This It 2º - Radiohead – Kid A 3º - Arcade Fire – Funeral 4º - The Pipettes - We are the pipettes 5º - Be Your Own Pet – Be Your Own Pet 6º - Vampire Weekend – Vampire Weekend 7º - Arctic Monkeys – Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not 8º - Franz Ferdinand - Franz Ferdinand 9º - Late of the Pier - Fantasy Black Channel 10º - Radiohead – In Rainbows 11º - Panda Bear - Person Pitch 12º - MGMT - Oracular Spectacular 13º - The Longcut – Call and Response 14º - Bloc Party – Silent Alarm 15º - Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Fever To Tell 16º - The Futureheads - The Futureheads 17º - The Libertines – Up the Bracket 18º - Kaiser Chiefs – Employment 19º - Clap Your Hands Say Yeah! - Clap your hands say Yeah 20º - Bright Eyes – I'm Wide Awake, it’s Morning 21º - The Go! Team - Proof of Youth 22º - Interpol – Antics 23º - Animal Collective - Merryweather Post Pavilion 24º - Lily Allen - Alright, Still 25º - Fleet Foxes - Fleet Foxes 27º - Lcd Soundsystem - Lcd Soundsystem 28º - Sigur Rós - Ágætis byrjun 29º - The Hives - Veni Vidi Vicious 30º - Spank Rock – Yo Yo Yo Yo 31º - Gorillaz – Gorillaz 32º - The Strokes - Room on Fire 33º - LCD Soundsystem – Sound Of Silver 34º - Radiohead - Amnesiac 35º - Gorillaz - Demon Days 36º - The xx –xx 36º - Foals – Foals 37º - The Libertines – The Libertines 38º - Babyshambles – Down In Albion 39º - Friendly Fires - Friendly Fires 40º - The White Stripes – White Blood Cells 41º - Flight of the Conchords – Flight of the Conchords 42º - Hot Chip – The Warning 43º - You say party! We say die! – Hit the Floor 44º - Kasabian - Kasabian 45º - Battles - Mirrored 46º - GirlTalk - Night Ripper 47º - Testicicles – For Screening Purposes Only 48º - The Killers - Hot Fuss 49º - Last Shadow Pupets- Age of the Understatement 50º - Kanye West - The College Dropout 51º - Fiery Furnaces - Widow City 52º - Sigur Rós - () 53º - The Horrors- Primary Colours 54º - CSS – CSS 55º - Justice - † 56º - Micachu and the Shapes – Jewellery 57º - Of Montreal - Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer? 58º - Bonde do Role - Bonde do role with lasers 59º - Damon Albarn, Afel Bocoum, Toumani Diabaté & Friends - Mali Music 60º - MIA – Arular |
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| Sunday, November 01, 2009 |
| Fatness, Juggling and Hospitals |
It´s good to be fat. It´s a generous and charitable thing to do, by the moment you have to dress XXL you have an entire wardrobe to donate to charity (you don't even have to mind about their size coz you know kids there are not greedy)
Fireball juggler is probably the most appealing job out there.There´s no other job in the world where with a 2 way benefit deepening on your work skill, if you´re good at it, it´s ok, you entertain crowds, if you´re bad at it and by any chances burn yourself, it´s your passport to house burglary without leaving fingerprint traces behind.
If there´s some person called "Well" out there in the world, how come is so eagerly requested by hospital patient´s visitors? |
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| Monday, October 19, 2009 |
| Miscellaneous post #12 |
What´s a dream psychologist´s dream job? its own? xD
If we take a garbage bag to the garbage bag, are we cannibalizing the product or just being retards?
Waterparks are the closest you can get if you want to feel like the food you digest |
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| Tuesday, July 28, 2009 |
| Miscellaneous post #11 |
Have you ever wonder if there´s a correlation between doctors and bad hand writing? Here´s some possible explanations for this matter: -Doctors were once possessed by seismographs in some other life -They are actually spies and communicate with each other through secret subliminal messages written in the medicine recipes -They just like to draw sea waves in paper to mock patients
Humans have 2 ways of eating while they´re ageing: -In childhood, they eat with their eyes -When growing up, their conscience tells them what to eat
Always wander around with loads of change in your wallet, you never know if you get robbed by an ex shop or supermarket cashier. |
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