Miscellaneous post #6

Ever wonder if much of nature´s natural disasters could be explain by the "hands of god"? for instance:
Thunderstorm: God´s taking us pictures using his flash on the camera, and 10 seconds later wets himself of laughter at us thus, this explains the rain after the thunder.
Earthquake:God pulls huge lever when he fells a bit bored and has the need to sake things up a bit, just for the fun of it :)

Miscellaneous post #5

• Ever wonder yourself why there are seats in the last subway stations of a line?i mean, why does anyone have to seat there?Do i need to wait for the subway train that leads to the station itself?

• Aint it funny to see people gesticulate what they want to say to people that they know they´re far away and can´t hear them and yet, they kinda whisper what they want to say anyway? :P

• What´s wrong with markets these days and their egos, why is a market called a supermarket? Does he need a super hero reputation to keep him ego-ed up?

Ever wondered if that bouncy ball in the karaoke songs could be a dot looking for his "i" letter?

Time Out

"Time" is the most massacred word of them all, so it seems,check it out:

• Time is beaten constantly , if time was a human in school it would be the geeky boy who was always bullied for his lunch money --> e.g."i´ll try to beat that time".

• Time can be as well a junkie or so, as it seems there is always "waisted time.

• Apparently time is morbid as well coz there´s plenty of "dead time" around.

• Time can be a stressed out business man too since there is "time-lapse".

Sex Matter(s)

Ejaculation can reach a speed of 50 Km/h, the same speed as a gun can kill a person.
It´s incredible how the human race can create 2 different ways to start/finish a life at the same speed

It takes 10 seconds for an erection to be acomplished, about the same time for a human to overcome a 100 mt race. They say that if you wish hard enough for something, it can happen, too bad this only applies for the first one.