Ultimate Homeless Guide To Survival

An Homeless person’s life can be complety outrageous and shameful and that is that, but one thing is for sure there are some convenient and effective ways to ease up things and to overcome some of the needs managing this unfortunate struggle with life, but the problem is, some homeless people don’t realize how certain things can be arranged and if they do they don’t have the courage to do it by their own hands.. So homeless ladies and junkie gentleman...i present to you all the ultimate convenient guide to survival!
Ok lets see then, first of all my fellow junkie, you have to wonder around the trash cans to find some dirty old yummy eggs and some fish that was left uneaten (tasty) and pour them onto your bowl...lool, im just joking I don’t want to make this a recipe or something similar =D

Ok lets start, beginning with some simple steps to at least avoid my fellow junkie’s hunger belly noises to make people know you only fart from your ass and no more place whatsoever.

1º- Our fellow junkie friends are not that opportunists since there are loads of restaurants with outdoor tables , since these kind of services do exist and some rich folk always give a huge tip every now and then this is a major opportunities to profit , If I was a homeless person myself I would do the restaurant’s clean up task myself and get those shinny looking tips, everybody would profit from that, the waiters would already get some work done ahead and I would be spending the money on that shinny gold hip hop necklace where you could read “POOR4LIFE”.yeah!
2º-Cantines, and now you that are reading as anybody else might think, but in canteens you have to pay for your meals! Ok, its true but that’s not the point, The thing is, mainly in college canteens we often see some people don’t always eat everything they had planned for starters, soooo my dear homeless gentleman! Go for it! Run for your lifes! Yes and I might just mean that literally( who knows if some cases aren’t that extreme that some of you might turn cannibals and start eating each other :D its better to actually eat something than to start hallucinating thinking that your fellow homeless mate is a hamburger)
Its in these times that “wealthy” students who don’t mind wasting food take their part in solidarity actions since they are likely not to do it properly at all, they might think for themselves we posh/cocky people give a lot and contribute to their welfare they just just don’t look in the proper places (in this case, back at the canteen dumpster)
3º- Talking about Dumpsters, how about a little trip to your local one? You may find it useful somehow..eheh,ok we might not have to go that far. =)
4º- Supermarkets, the main capitalist place where all the shopping addicts find their idea for a great holiday time spending, to some it’s a pain in the ass, especially the husbands that are “commanded” by their wifes to go to the end of the corridor grabbing something they forgot before, someone must let them know that the slave age has ended long time ago. To others it can be a window of opportunities, and with this im talking about the homeless again off course.You see marketing plans may be seen as some flashy and enthusiastic away to grab the costumer’s attention, in supermarkets there are loads of these things, im talking about those publicity “stunts” companies put up on supermarkets where they give people samples of their products. So, with this been told I say: who said marketing strategies were persuasive and and annoying as fuck? These plans may be viewed as kindness and solidarity as well, those poor bastards just don’t notice that. So. Therefore I would give advise you to get all you can from these precious offer samples, try to make the best of it, kinda like an all you can eat buffet of free samples.