Weird Rituals

Far away from lucidity and proper awake ness each and then I’ve been noticing some peculiar habits that caught my attention, those will be mentioned here and I will try to give a proper explanation from the view point of those who practice them...Withouth further ado here we go..
 Foosball, the table game in each you control tinny little metallic football players and try to score goals. Loads of people hit the ball on the margin of the table before throwing it to the field, what’s with that? The ball is square shaped and not functional to play with?
 Shaking the tinny little packet of sugar that comes with the coffee, last time I checked I think the sugar wasn’t condensed or am I wrong? Maybe those packets weren’t used and fall from planes and then freeze in the meantime.
 Ripping up a paper before throwing it into the bin… well that’s the right thing to do really. Because the garbage paper hunters will definitely be pissed when encountering such situation, yesss of courseee.
 Smelling wine before drinking it , maybe the people who do this were cats in other incarnation and only drink what they think smells good who knows.

Suicidal Note xD

One of these days ill write a conscience suicidal note, it would be above me while I was sleeping and it would go something like this:
Mom, dad , I’m sick and tired of that what you call lucidity and awareness, that’s not for me, i´ve left to the 3rd sleep stage don’t wait for me I’m already on REM, None of the alarm-clocks are functional.
My mother would go like: I well got tired of telling him not to count sheep! Such a disgrace! Good God! :P

D-D-D-DJaying

A DJ that is a stammer always compromises things, both in his speech and in his DJ scratching he takes a while to finish off a something.

Those Sushi Bars

What is a sushi bar but a place where you can do lazy fishing by standing next to a circulating table waiting for the raw fish to show up.

An Aquarium is a fridge for sushi lovers.

Word Slaughter

"Curiosidade" deve ser a palavra mais chaçinada e que mais possuimos á face da terra:"vou matar a curiosidade" "tenho tanta curiosidade"

Lame Lingo

There’s a French band out there called Air, this is going to revolutionize our relationship with the air itself, we can only not just breath it but hear it as well.

It Would be funny to see someone do TV zapping trough channel tuning.

Some people like to “feel” the music they’re listening to, I jut restrain myself to touch the speakers while its playing.