Sacré Bleu

What would a policeman say to a burglar mime who was robbing a bank?
"you have the right to remain still, every re-enactment of any weapon or rope should be used against you in death sentence if necessary”

Publicity Stunt

Imagine a funeral shop with a massive financial crisis in hand and lack of demand, in extreme situations like this It would be favorable to the shop to be Advertised trough a huge sparkling neon sign saying something like “Die Here!!!” for example, therefore it would get the drivers attentions on the road, causing accidents and more “clients” to the store itself: P

Time Honoured Tradition

Ever wondered what artists are on about when receiving awards on some ceremony? "I would like to thank the people from my record label… they know who they are". What da?!??! Well, I was studying this and came out with some conclusions for the reasons to this sentence:

a) The people they’re thanking had existential crisis and are now on a good conditional stage
b) Not only they’re thanking them for the support but also for not having any more existential crisis coz if they had it, the artist by now could have been a fisherman and not a musician
c) The artist wanted to make a statement to prove the record company is not run by babies and were already informed of their names by their mothers.

Which might be the correct reason? If you went for b) congratulations! You might wanna thank me now, and say to me that I know who I am : P