Miscellaneous post #6

Ever wonder if much of nature´s natural disasters could be explain by the "hands of god"? for instance:
Thunderstorm: God´s taking us pictures using his flash on the camera, and 10 seconds later wets himself of laughter at us thus, this explains the rain after the thunder.
Earthquake:God pulls huge lever when he fells a bit bored and has the need to sake things up a bit, just for the fun of it :)