Crash Test(ed) Dummies

There´s an exposition in Lisbon where there are accidentally originated damaged cars displayed inside road roundabouts exactly in one of the most traffic zones in the city, is this supposed to be amusing? or stimulating people who drive by and see those cars to have an accident in seconds time as well and be themselves a "work of art" to that exhibition?

Today i´ve saw a hospital right near to a funerary agency,does this motivate the doctors there? i mean, its like a goddam human lifetime cycle factory they have going on there, give birth, be sick, dye and package body, over and over

Miscellaneous post #8

Stammerers don't only have reasons to be disappointed with themselves, they can multiply their echoing in mountain tops as many times as they want without even noticing.

What´s the deal with stand up comedians saying "what´s the deal with..?", were they brokers or stock financial market addicts in their past reincarnation?

Cantine cooks are the only type of employees who can eat their own work.

Pre-Historic Graffiti

Graffiti paintings nowadays are mainly considered vandalism, but i wonder, back in the pre-historic times, did they actually have someone to rub out the primitive paintings on the rocks?I mean, did they had like, some major supreme identity to weep out all the main and only artistic hobbie?
And graffiti nowadays are done by people who claim "their from the streets", and this makes me wonder where were the Australopithecus were from...
I´ll leave that to paleoanthropology.

Electric Eel

Who´s the only animal with autism (emotionless animal) able to get away with pic up lines towards females?
The male glow-worm, with: "Your ass is briliant!" :D

What does a female dog says to a vicious horny drulling male dog? Do you have rabies or are you just happy to see me?

Glow worms generate light, eels make electricity, could a mix up between these two cause a shortcircuit?Maybe stars are their babies :D

(Ar)rest on laurels

Drumming is the most counter-productive activity out there, you're sitting on a chair supposedly relaxing albeit squandering your rest at the same time. And what can one do after being tired of drumming so much? Rest right? By doing what? sitting on a chair! There you go! It´s an viced and cycled energy expenditure activity.

When running I like to hear the most funniest stand up comedy CD whatsoever, hence It makes me want to piss myself laughing throughout of it all, making me have extra reasons to keep on running to reach the toilet.