Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Miscellaneous post #11

Have you ever wonder if there´s a correlation between doctors and bad hand writing?
Here´s some possible explanations for this matter:
-Doctors were once possessed by seismographs in some other life
-They are actually spies and communicate with each other through secret subliminal messages written in the medicine recipes
-They just like to draw sea waves in paper to mock patients

Humans have 2 ways of eating while they´re ageing:
-In childhood, they eat with their eyes
-When growing up, their conscience tells them what to eat

Always wander around with loads of change in your wallet, you never know if you get robbed by an ex shop or supermarket cashier.

2 comments:

rita said...

ehehe particularly liked that last one. on the other hand, maybe we should also carry pinapples, we never know when an hawaiian pizza-maker will attempt to highjack our car.

maoqueeaaf said...

ahahah! lindo! aposto na possibilidade de os médicos gozarem fortemente com os pacientes! se bem que a teoria da conspiração também não me parece de todo desapropriada...