Sunday, November 01, 2009

Fatness, Juggling and Hospitals

It´s good to be fat. It´s a generous and charitable thing to do, by the moment you have to dress XXL you have an entire wardrobe to donate to charity (you don't even have to mind about their size coz you know kids there are not greedy)

Fireball juggler is probably the most appealing job out there.There´s no other job in the world where with a 2 way benefit deepening on your work skill, if you´re good at it, it´s ok, you entertain crowds, if you´re bad at it and by any chances burn yourself, it´s your passport to house burglary without leaving fingerprint traces behind.

If there´s some person called "Well" out there in the world, how come is so eagerly requested by hospital patient´s visitors?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

e se o gordo decidir meter uma banda gástrica?!