Sexual Matters

To which extent is a person apologized for committing sexual arrestment with a woman named Gravity?

Running marathons and sexual intercourse are two different activities that have proportionally inverted rhythm goals, while in the first case you win if you come first, in the 2nd case this is not that of a good thing.

Top Songs 2009

1.Sleigh Bells - Ring Ring
2.Animal Collective - My Girls
3.The Horrors - Sea Within A Sea
4.Micachu and the shapes- Abandon Ship
5.Animal Collective - Brothersport
6.Little Boots - Mathematics
7.The XX - Islands
8.White Lies - Unfinished Business
9.Arctic Monkeys- Cornerstone
10.Animal Collective - Daily Routine
11.Micachu and the shapes - Golden Phone
12.Animal Collective - Graze
13.Grizzly Bear - Two Weeks
14.La Roux - Armour Love
15.Florence and The Machine - Dog days are over
16.Fool´s Gold - Surprise Hotel
17.Passion Pit - Little Secrets
18.La Roux - Quicksand
19.Florence and The Machine - Kiss with a fist
20.Wild Beasts - The Empty Nest
21.The XX - Stars
22.Little Boots - Stuck on repeat
23.White Lies - Death
24.Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Little Shadow (acoustic)
25.The XX - Night Time
26.Emmy the great - MIA
27.U.S.E. - K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
28.Dirty Projectors - useful chamber
29.Little Boots - Meddle
30.Sleigh Bells - Crown on the ground
31.The Horrors - Scarlet Fields
32.Health - Die Slow
33.Wild Beasts - All The Kings Men
34.The Phenomenal Handclap Band - 15 to 20
35.La Roux - Bulletproof
36.White Lies - Fifty On Our Foreheads
37.Dirty Projectors - No intention
38.Slow Club- Me and you
39.Kabeedies - Lovers Ought To
40.Franz Ferdinand - What She Came For
41.Beyoncé - Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)
42.Au revoir simone-the last one
43.Vampire Weekend - Cousins
44.Peter Doherty - Sheepskin tearaway
45.Animal Collective - What Would I Want! Sky
46.We Have Band - you came out
47.Kabeedies - Palindromes
48.Thao with the Get Down Stay Down - Cool Yourself
49.Rainbow Arabia - Harlem Sunrise
50.Patrick_wolf- Battle
50.YACHT - Psychic City

Xmas "fever"

It´s almost Christmas,so kids, stop wishing "really hard" for a present and bang your heard really hard against a door and you might as well have a seizure and get amnesia, thus, all of your belongings are presents all over again!

If I shit in the toilet at midnight on Xmas eve will the sewer rats think that I´m Santa Claus?

You know Christmas isn't what it used to be by the moment you dont have any present to play with until 3AM in the morning anymore :/

A clever way to trade those xmas presents you actually didn't want and consequently take advantage of the post xmas sales season is fairly simple, keep the present and its receipt and then swap it for something more cheap and cheerful on post xmas sales!

Best Albums 2009