Thursday, December 24, 2009

Xmas "fever"

It´s almost Christmas,so kids, stop wishing "really hard" for a present and bang your heard really hard against a door and you might as well have a seizure and get amnesia, thus, all of your belongings are presents all over again!

If I shit in the toilet at midnight on Xmas eve will the sewer rats think that I´m Santa Claus?

You know Christmas isn't what it used to be by the moment you dont have any present to play with until 3AM in the morning anymore :/

A clever way to trade those xmas presents you actually didn't want and consequently take advantage of the post xmas sales season is fairly simple, keep the present and its receipt and then swap it for something more cheap and cheerful on post xmas sales!

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