The similarities between mosquitos and vampires are pretty evident when it comes to blood sucking matters, but certain vampire movies like "Twilight" for instance, offered the world new coincidences, like the fact that both beings are now the most annoying organisms on earth.
The "I don't give a shit for ..." expression can be applied mainly to everything, but it couldn't have less meaning if applied to toilet paper.
Oranges are a lazy man´s best friend.Beeing an healthy food they prevent you from going to the pharmacy to get cold medicine as well as preventing you from getting your ass out of the couch in order to wash them before you eat them.
2 comments:
so true the first one ... !! ... e o second fez-me ROTFL (eu rime mesmo bue.) well pensado a ultima das laranjas.. embora que (vais começar a dizer para eu n ser chata e nao estragar as tuas piadas, mas tenho que dar a minha opiniao) as laranjas, uma vez descascadas ainda se tem que usar as maos para as levar a boca. ao contrario da melancia..
still your post made my boring day, a day with rainbows, smiles, sugar and everything nice! Cuz these are the eingridients to create the perfect little girl! i feel like a power puff girl thankz to your post. <3
keep on, soldier!! :D
ora de nada! a tua lista de canções tmb está muito boa!
xx
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