Catastrophes don't need apostrophes

There should be the "dinosaur" element in the scissors,paper,rock game after asteroids wiped out those species on earth.

If Earth was human it would definitely be a teenager with an identity crisis, if not let us see:
- Earthquakes resemble earth´s involuntary spasms
- Tornadoes, its shivering sensation about managing life´s hopes and dreams
- Vulcanos, its explosive bursting pimples typical of its teenage-hood

Academical support backs the fact that birds evolved from dinosaurs. Chickens are considered bird. Humans eat chickens. I think that in a couple of years time KFC´s new slogan should be "An asteroid didn't vanish dinosaurs,we did!and proudly"

I like the way World War I is actually also known as "the First Great War", as if a war was just by itself not bad enough they´re actually not just calling it great as well as the "first great"one. That´s an offense to the other wars I would say, they probably will feel sensitive about this.