Monday, April 19, 2010

Catastrophes don't need apostrophes

There should be the "dinosaur" element in the scissors,paper,rock game after asteroids wiped out those species on earth.

If Earth was human it would definitely be a teenager with an identity crisis, if not let us see:
- Earthquakes resemble earth´s involuntary spasms
- Tornadoes, its shivering sensation about managing life´s hopes and dreams
- Vulcanos, its explosive bursting pimples typical of its teenage-hood

Academical support backs the fact that birds evolved from dinosaurs. Chickens are considered bird. Humans eat chickens. I think that in a couple of years time KFC´s new slogan should be "An asteroid didn't vanish dinosaurs,we did!and proudly"

I like the way World War I is actually also known as "the First Great War", as if a war was just by itself not bad enough they´re actually not just calling it great as well as the "first great"one. That´s an offense to the other wars I would say, they probably will feel sensitive about this.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Very similar.