Time floats when you´re having lukewarm fun

Unexpected delayed departure flights and dull entangled intimate committed relationships share the same flaws, in both of them people came to early, leading to subsequent emotional disappointment.

If a person forgets his own birthday does that mean he´s modest to celebrate, has a bad memory, isn’t willing to count or simply doesn’t want to know how many turns the sun did around earth since he came alive?

Providing the fact that a some child was conceived by mistake due to expired condom failure does that give the mother the right not to feel blamed about only remembering the condom´s expiration date, by trauma, and not the child´s actual birthday?