Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Let Dogs Play Poker Instead


In Portugal there’s a common expression which the Portuguese have been used to these past couple of years when the country is referred which goes by “Portugal, the tail of Europe!”, well in fact its very despising because not only we compare the word tail mainly to dogs and as we know these little animals shake their tails when they’re happy so its kinda ironic to think that Europe, that giant “dog” is happy while Portugal is constantly shaken and not for good reasons. But the thing is, that to me It kinda resembles me the idea of a dog with a desire to scratch himself in the tail and he cant because he cannot reach there by himself, kinda like if he’s infected with germs in the lower area and he has Edward Scissor hands or so :P
Another fact considering the tail subject is that certain animals like dogs have dumb fun chasing they’re own tails like mad, well, in this situation the analogy that I made back there does not apply hence, Europe that “huge furry beast” does not bother to chase such insignificant things. Perhaps such animal like this does not comply with his tail and cannot reach it or he sees it like a mere prop to is tired body and life ahead...oh well...Let Dogs play poker instead.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Mirror Siblings

I bet that a person with low self esteem for her looks would kill his twin brother.

A twin brother can be used like a guinea pig to some experiments, kinda like a mine defusing programmed robot car that deactivates potential dangers.

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Statues Have Feelings Too

There’s an outdoor citizen exposition in Portugal called cow parade which consists of painted cow sculptures exhibited throughout the city of Lisbon. The thing is…if some of the human race gets offended if animals get painted all over due to disrespect for animal rights, do statues get offend with such atrocity as well? :P

Friday, June 02, 2006

Love,Love,Love, this isnt it!

Why do people guarantee to each other that they are going to love the other person until he/she dyes? Does that mean that he she’s going to betray her in the afterlife?

Sarcastic Compliments:
“You’re my favorite girlfriend!”
“You may sure are one hell of a slut, but you’re the sweetest slut in the whole world!^^
“I’m never going to betray you because you are they only girlfriend that likes handcuffs”
“You’re definitely on top of the list of my favorite people, right above my enemies”
“From all the people that I felt like strangulating you’re my favorite!^^”