Death From Above

If a Person that died says on his will that all his money should be buried with him can we say that money can be planted?
If so, not only land can be valued but also the underground, I´m sure moles would find themselves ways of getting some glasses


What is Bungee Jumping but suicide attempts not taken seriously

Best Argument

I’m sure all of you heard of the Oscar category named” best argument”, well, here’s a list of some possible nominations,since its best argument, boxing duels are not allowed of course:

John says:” you and me Alex. outside! immediately, otherwise ill break your face here
Alex replies: “hey! Don’t push your luck mate!! or else…”
John questions himself: “Or else what?”
John answers enthusiastically: “or else……… youu …MIGHT WIN A TRIP TO CANCUN WITH BREAKFAST REGIME INCLUDED!!! :D

Michael turns to Jim and says: “ hey…pass me that soda will ya?
Jim replies: “ ahah, go get it yourself you lazy bastard! “
Michael strikes: “ hoy! You’re getting on my nerves you twat!”
Jim brilliantly raps it off: “really? And to think that you were not a drug addict :P”

David says: “ i´m really tired of studying for this exam, I guess im taking a break now”
Sarah mocks: “ahah,,you´re such a pussy, cant handle a stupid exam”
David reposts: “leave me alone, im loosing my edge here!”
Sarah finishes off: “ better take the plane the next time then :P “

Super Heros true identity

Darth Vader(Star Wars)
Asmatic mid aged geek that finds himself confident when dressed inblack

Snarf (Thundercats)
Drug addict, Rehab frequenter who’s trapped in an adorable looking cat figure. Long bearded dwarfs don’t fool me!


Bumblebee (Transformers)
Unemployed taxi that was unable to sort out a proper taxi driver due to his “metamorphic” problems .

Optimus Prime( Transformers)
Narcissistic transformer with self esteem problems that in the TRA (transformer robots anonymous) reunion was told he wasn’t able to transform into nothing but a truck

He-Man (He-Man and the masters of the universe)
Self Confessed Homosexual who obviously is afraid to come out of the closet and reclaims he’s ”the master of the universe”, I Reckon that universe must be Broadway or something, that haircut has to have some purpose.

Miscellaneous-part 3

I wanted to give old clothes to charity once, but what if a new fashion trend arrives and i got nowhere to turn? :P

Sluts are like cab drivers.. they wait for us, we are kindly invited to "penetrate" them and they might take us to places that we never been before

I wonder if a Hunger Strike in favor of the the Anorexic People´s rights would be taken seriously.