Friday, March 09, 2007

Super Heros true identity

Darth Vader(Star Wars)
Asmatic mid aged geek that finds himself confident when dressed inblack


Snarf (Thundercats)
Drug addict, Rehab frequenter who’s trapped in an adorable looking cat figure. Long bearded dwarfs don’t fool me!


Bumblebee (Transformers)
Unemployed taxi that was unable to sort out a proper taxi driver due to his “metamorphic” problems .


Optimus Prime( Transformers)
Narcissistic transformer with self esteem problems that in the TRA (transformer robots anonymous) reunion was told he wasn’t able to transform into nothing but a truck


He-Man (He-Man and the masters of the universe)
Self Confessed Homosexual who obviously is afraid to come out of the closet and reclaims he’s ”the master of the universe”, I Reckon that universe must be Broadway or something, that haircut has to have some purpose.

5 comments:

joaninha said...

sinto me bastante melhor por nao ser a unica a ver desenhos animados :P mas realmente so me lembro do Darth Vader (Star Wars)! :)

*beijinhos*

Anonymous said...

nao percebi nenhuma das piadas mas ok...nao devemos ser da mesma geração :P

Clarissa said...

Indigo... todos os textos dos meus blogs são da minha autoria.

Coitaditos dos super-heróis... são como nós... têm personalidade... e até são asmáticos :)
Abraço

Maria Strüder said...

Memórias de infância as mais valiosas!

Lord of Erewhon said...

Mesmo assim basta um gajo vestir-se de preto para ficar na memória das gentes! Dark Darth rulez! :)=