No Pain, No Game

It´s curious to notice that the best sensations can come from reliefs, physical or physiological,
To be more specific I can exemplify this with thigh shoes for instance, when we use tight shoes for a whole day, in the end of it we feel oh so very well when taking them off isn’t it?
At a physiological level , there´s the pregnancy test factor, once you dont know if you got your woman pregnant with a new born child thats not in the plans , we tend to feel a huge relieve when this pregnancy test goes negative.
So then, why not we all go to the street wearing snickers 2 numbers bellow our real ones? Why not overload our bladders during a whole day like a huge pot of beer?
Why not stay famished all day forcing our stomachs to snore making people think we farted ourselves?
In a more extreme way, why not joining all these inconvenient and undesirable factors all together?
Imagine yourself travelling to work in the morning in a monocycle trough a rope with tight shoes, famished and with an overloaded bladder? I bet you´ll feel in heaven in the end of the day ma lad ;)