Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Always look on the side of bright side of Life

They´re are innumerous disorders which have plenty of good sides to them, here are a few examples:

Alzheimer: Con: Forgetting Stuff once and a while Pro: Remembering Stuff when you least expect, like some forgotten penny below the couch´s pillow = Unexpected imminent happiness, hurray!

Amnesia: Con:Forgetting Everything Pro:Trauma Removal = Don’t have to deal with those bad sexuality doubts in adolescence times or that time you got caught by your parents dancing naked around the house riding a broom, oh wait, did I said that out loud?

Stammering: Con:Speech disorder in which the flow of speech is disrupted by involuntary repetitions Pro:Great Dj beatboxing skills

Tourette Syndrome : Con:disorder with multiple vocal tics Pro:Great testosterone level mechanism since cursing may come out a lot (anger management therapy not included, evidently)

Narcolepsy: Con: Excessive Daytime Sleepiness Pro: Although soup doesn’t taste much better after you fell with your head in it, this sickness is the perfect excuse to annoying moment such as: you´re lover yelling at you for leaving the toilet seat up, your mom telling you to clean your room, reading this blog..but hey!dont go just yet ,there´s another post coming up :)

- There´s some news today regarding prison guards that were bribed to allow a prisioner´s wife to have sex with him in his cell.Well, I wonder what bad could happen to these guards themselves? go to jail? oh the horror...

1 comment:

maoqueeaaf said...

wooowww!! I want to have narcolepsy!!!!