Time floats when you´re having lukewarm fun

Unexpected delayed departure flights and dull entangled intimate committed relationships share the same flaws, in both of them people came to early, leading to subsequent emotional disappointment.

If a person forgets his own birthday does that mean he´s modest to celebrate, has a bad memory, isn’t willing to count or simply doesn’t want to know how many turns the sun did around earth since he came alive?

Providing the fact that a some child was conceived by mistake due to expired condom failure does that give the mother the right not to feel blamed about only remembering the condom´s expiration date, by trauma, and not the child´s actual birthday?

Deplorable Mental Images #1

WaterPark meets Barbwire

Catastrophes don't need apostrophes

There should be the "dinosaur" element in the scissors,paper,rock game after asteroids wiped out those species on earth.

If Earth was human it would definitely be a teenager with an identity crisis, if not let us see:
- Earthquakes resemble earth´s involuntary spasms
- Tornadoes, its shivering sensation about managing life´s hopes and dreams
- Vulcanos, its explosive bursting pimples typical of its teenage-hood

Academical support backs the fact that birds evolved from dinosaurs. Chickens are considered bird. Humans eat chickens. I think that in a couple of years time KFC´s new slogan should be "An asteroid didn't vanish dinosaurs,we did!and proudly"

I like the way World War I is actually also known as "the First Great War", as if a war was just by itself not bad enough they´re actually not just calling it great as well as the "first great"one. That´s an offense to the other wars I would say, they probably will feel sensitive about this.

Cannibalism Realism

Scorpions are cannibals and most of the times, when engaging in sexual activity, the female will generally try to eat her partner. So the typically feminine "men are all the same" quote reaches its potential maximum meaning with these animals species since males here are always post-sex delicious energy replenishing meals no matter what.

If a cannibal decides to become a vegetarian does that mean he´s a quitter or a cheater?

I wonder if this equation explains the cannibals existence on earth:
[zombies^(hunt for flesh)+ vampires ^( blood sucking appetite)]

Social Bounding

It´s quite peculiar to come to terms with the principles of certain aspects of socialization. For instance, when two persons start mingling and by consequence, bounding, intrinsic common pleasures and personal hobbies like reading the same books,listening the same music or watching the same movies become a fundamental part in the relationship´s empathy and charismatic connection between the 2 persons. So, playing it simple, we can say that 2 persons can positively socialize if their leisure habits make them anti-socialize in the same way.

Miscellaneous post #13

The similarities between mosquitos and vampires are pretty evident when it comes to blood sucking matters, but certain vampire movies like "Twilight" for instance, offered the world new coincidences, like the fact that both beings are now the most annoying organisms on earth.

The "I don't give a shit for ..." expression can be applied mainly to everything, but it couldn't have less meaning if applied to toilet paper.

Oranges are a lazy man´s best friend.Beeing an healthy food they prevent you from going to the pharmacy to get cold medicine as well as preventing you from getting your ass out of the couch in order to wash them before you eat them.